Why can’t humans be like panda bears?

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Female panda bears are bigger than female human beings.

In that sense, I don’t want humans to be like panda bears.

But did you see the panda baby that was born this week?

That little creature is the size of my middle finger.

And in that sense, come September 25-ish, I would be very happy indeed if humans were like panda bears.

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  1. Right on, sister. I’ve been thinking marsupials have the right idea: pop that thing out while it’s tiny, stick it in your pocket and get on with your life.

    P.S. You’re due 5 days before me–it’ll be a race to the finish! I think we should get a betting pool going at Matador…

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