Insider Stock Tip: Buy Saltines

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I have single-handedly eaten a box of saltines in a weekend. (See the preceding entry, “Is the thrill gone?” if you’re wondering why).

Now I don’t know a lot about investing or stocks, and I’m pretty bad with numbers, but I feel confident recommending that you invest in Saltines.

At the rate I’m going (now on box 2), you’ll have a solid ROI in just about 9 months.

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